In a glass case on the upper level of the iconic Melbourne stadium rests a neon pink suit performed in by the entertainer. His concert in front of a hundred thousand attendees was seen as a success.
It's possible you like the performer. Maybe you feel he is the greatest gift to music the world has ever seen. Alternatively, you may hold a middle ground, conceding that some tracks are fantastic while others are terrible.
The key argument is that entertainment can take many forms. You like what you like. There is not a single method to produce art or even the longest format.
The traditional format boasts peerless complexity. It is hard to think of another sport where the outcome is so dictated by external factors.
The climate, the session, the cricket ball – the variables are numerous. Crucially is the pitch.
If the long game is an artistic pursuit, the pitch is the blank slate on which the cricketers craft their legacy.
The Boxing Day fixture between the two sides was Test cricket cubism, the traditional sport dismantled and reconstructed in an unusual manner.
Let's be clear, this isn't a endorsement of the wicket which resulted in a victory and the second two-day Test of the contest.
Having excessive grass on the surface, causing numerous dismissals being taken in less than a brief period, is not a balanced duel between bat and ball.
But any notion this was a diminished spectacle, one that should be marked with an asterisk as inauthentic, is mistaken.
Test cricket is a rich tapestry, a long history and ongoing. On occasion, as seen at the MCG, the cricket ball does all sorts for the seamers. In contrast, it spins sharply on a dust bowl. Sometimes, the pitch is dead, other times it explodes.
The thrillers are even more exciting because of the time made in other matches.
Some factors are accepted more easily than others.
The debate in at the MCG was that the equilibrium was weighted unfairly towards the attack. That the skilled individuals were hindered from playing their natural game.
This level of cricket is about problem solving – assessing the situation and responding accordingly. The two highest individual contributions were made by recognized stars. One team was less disciplined than the other, and thus were defeated.
Try telling the devotees who have experienced years of defeat that this lacked spectacle.
In a corner of the ground, thousands waved their flags and sang their songs, fostering a carnival vibe in a bastion of Australian cricket.
There was belief as the fielding side dominated, momentum when players responded, and unconditional love when the victory was confirmed.
The venue has previous experience with difficult wickets. Previously, a game there featured a strip with the character of a a non-event.
That fixture was a slog, with limited drama and slow play. The latest encounter and that slow Test are extreme ends of the range – both are not perfect, yet value can be attached to both.
Deep into the series into the current series, it is the two-day matches that will remain iconic in the history books.
"Far from being the end of Test cricket at all," observed a past champion. "Spectators who have been privileged to see these short time have been treated to some real entertainment. A unique show."
In the preparation to this Test, the leader addressed the media like a man carrying the enormous pressure on his back.
The players protected him, bringing back the smile to his persona.
Different players performed with crucial roles. These are incremental gains, hardly enough to guarantee long-term success, but something to use as a platform.
In the end, this triumph joins other notable performances in dead rubbers.
As the crowd left into a beautiful night, the squad assembled on the outfield to commence their own celebrations.
Celebrate the win, men. This victory was hard-fought.